Sunday, December 28, 2008

i have a few topics to update about actually. but i'm too lazy. so here's langkawi and my new haircut. i have really lousy pictures for langkawi but here they are anyway since kwan requested:

scary buff lou!

joanne shy. kwan cheeky. as usual.

and to prove to you i'm a horrible camwhore:

half of me and kwan without her head.

half of me and smiley buff lou.

that's the best i got. sigh.

AWESOMEST SHOE ON EARTH GIVEN BY A PRETTY GIRL!

AFTER SPOONING SESSION.

no caption.

joanne, joshua, and kiavin's hairy leg.

wah! eagle!

dq hates shopping!

lester gaya

the brigde between two mountains.

i think that's all. ryan had a more advanced camera so he took most of the pictures, none of which i got hold of. anyways, we had fun playing charades. the winning words would be:

1. brangelina (name)

*ryan held up his left and right index fingers and put them together, signifying the "combination" of two people*

joshua: (yelling) TWO PEOPLE COME TOGETHER! THE NAME MUST HAVE THE WORD "MARY"!

2. vickiavin (name)

VICKI KHOR!
LOW KIAVIN!
VICKI KIAVIN!
KIALOW!
VICKAI!
KIKAI!
VICKIA!
VICKIAVIN!

3. ryan kok (fucker)

-

today at summit with my siblings and my mum. got spectacles before going for a haircut. 

Jessica, 20
Joanne, 18
Benjamin, 14

My Haircut. ><

also, i've been getting fatter lately. sigh.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

LEAVE ME ALONE!


it's christmas.

merry christmas :)

this marks the end of 2008.

SEE THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH MMU AND MANY OTHER UNIVERSITIES. THE ACADEMIC YEAR FUCKING STARTS ON FUCKING JUNE WHICH IS FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE YEAR SO I DONT KNOW WHAT NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS FUCKING MEAN ANYMORE. FTW WEH! FTW!

no emo emo on christmas.

jesus wont like.

the end.

*comments off*

Monday, December 22, 2008

because i'm emo like that.

1. i only realized my exam contributes 30% 11am this morning.

2. but that wasnt the worst part. 

3. i didnt have any idea at all how to answer.

here's the worst paper of my life:

Answer either Part A or Part B. 
Each question consists of 15%. 
Each answer should not exceed 200 words.

Part A

1. In Russel v Scott [1948] AC 422 Lord Simonds said,

"...it appears to me that here is a case in which the subject is entitled to say the words of the section under which it is sought to tax him do not do so with the clarity which the subject matter demands..."

Explain the tax effect on "him" of these words

2. Using the above quotation for guidance, discuss the decision in two (2) other cases that illustrate the maxim:

"the subject is not to be taxed unless the words of the statute clearly impose a tax upon him"

Part B

1. Give and discuss two (2) quotations that demonstrate the court's view that there is no equity in tax.

2. In Kirkness v John Hudson & Co Ltd [1955] AC696 Viscount Simonds said "...in my opinion the company's wagons were not sold..."

Explain why he came to this conclusion.

4. most of us had nothing to write.

5. aqeil was sarcastic enough to tell us we can write >200 words.

6. i want prof leo back!

7. havent paid my rent. access card cancelled.

8. have to redo my environmental law research paper.

9. not going home for christmas.

10. environmental law quiz tomorrow.

bye.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

happy birthday to my cute roomie bubbles tan leng ying!

Monday, December 15, 2008


hello all. yes, i'm still alive. i have been very busy.

"Our start-up capital will be RM 200,000. We will repay our investors on an annual basis at the rate of RM1000. We will repay all invested funds in 200 years excluding interests charged."

at least i got a kick out of it.
next, environmental law assignment >(

"protection of the environment
- between national and international interest." [20%]

brb. i'm too busy saving the world!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Oh haiz! Iz Mie!

me wan say thank you to these people for my last 18th birthday celebration at shibaraku buffet and twilight (muharram said twilight is shit). i twilighted today wtf i'm so disgusting. ok:

muharram and fang xin

and navin nathaniel innasi


they all claim to be god. except for muharram. he claims to be god and satan. i'm going to be absolutely honest and tell you that my most practical present this year is the pair of slippers marcus bought. because despite being very kawaii like this:


i had to wear bathroom slippers out you see.
you so jealous i got nice leg muscles right. :D

eh ben! i tell you a secret!

i'm back home. yes, that's my brother. i'll be very busy from now until mid-january. mid term papers and assignments, articles to write and cocu activities. if i get emo remind me to slap myself - dont do it for me.

oh, just to brag about how smart my brother is:

jess texted me one day:

"ben is emoing in the room now"

- why?

"i scolded him"

- omg why?

"he was very rude to mum. you know how we talk to our friends? that's how he talked to mum, worse than that some more."

- good. give him your phone i wanna sms him.

"okay lah later i give him my phone"

- hi benji!!! ._.

"it's me you stupid. he's still emoing."

-oh.

later that day:

"eh guess what"

- what?

"i put password on the computer and then went out. ben guessed it right. the hint was 'think of what you did wrong'"

- HAHAHAHAH WHAT'S THE ANSWER? talk rudely?

"the answer's 'i'm sorry'. idiot. you fail."

- oh HAHHAHAHAHA

"see. i forced an apology out of him"

the next day:

"crap! ben didn't figure out the password! he hacked!"

- HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Thursday, December 4, 2008

hellooo!

every year, there will be one annoying and boring picture-filled thank you post after my birthday. but there'll be no pictures this year because i'm too lazy to upload them now. other than telling you my very humble and countable birthday presents, i shall tell of my first trip to pure bar.

(i'm supposed to call it "pure" only to seem cooler. i'm going to pure. aku pergi suci wtf.)

anyways, as for sms wishes, here's a big thanks to (in chronological order): sun sun, ben cheong, samantha tech time (12am), aaron chai, houzhi, houren, pooi sing, kwanyi, vicki, samantha sau, amirul, muharram, daqiang, kiavin, josh, dabing, joanne ng, shafiq, lester (334am lol?), kenneth (1050am), ei-jean, lawrence daddy loke, lenard lee, joel gan jeremiah, lim wai hung; as for calls: shaun liew and irshad and putra and muharram

and on msn while i was away: yuh sheng, ben mechanical, ting yu, ice, jefri, bryan kwon, uyah, yu se, desmond ong, long long; and on friendster: sui jing, muharram, xonos, pravin, gavin, hanif, edmond, shirly, winnie, fikry, sam, ng kai choy; and on facebook: jessica loke, jia rou, james lim, frankie the piercer, nishaa, bik yun, siew, hui yin, marvin, ning ning, bhakti, maryam, edmund, serene, dharmo, ross, ellan, jasmin lim, hanif, li jen, joel, monica, siew ying :)

thanks for all the good time i had replying to those :D

and the best wish award goes to:
james lim chee jung: "it's your birthday.. =)"

hell yea it is! wtf.

sorry jess, you only got 1st runner up. my sister wished me twice. first time on facebook on 2nd dec: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOOHOO I WISHED YOU FIRST BECAUSE IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR BIRTHDAY YET!!!" second time with few text messages on my birthday:



jess: eh where is my thumb drive
me : hehe
jess: HE YOUR HEAD! HOW MANY THUMB DRIVE YOU NEED HUH?! BRING ALL BACK! Oh ya happy birthday btw

i have 3 thumb drives here jess. hehe.

and 2nd runner up goes to
kaitlin goh li jen: "yoohoo!! tua!"

LOL

and others like wong yit wyne and other e-corridor people including ben chong mun hou the party pooper, lyn'nette, people i bumped into like rishi and alex and lenard, etc. and tan zheng joo on my blog :)

as for celebrations, thank you to (alphabetical order): dq, houren, houzhi, josh, kiavin, kwanyi, lester, ryan and vicki for the bbq friday night. thank you to tech time people bigbear, binghung, choonghooi, engpin, fusiang, gary, jason, kim huei, queenie, richard, tohbao, xiaocong, yuh shend, and friends for the bbq tuesday night. thank you to evan, crystal, cindy and zi yin for a nice evening. thank you very much to bubbles, liang chen, fangxin and marcus for a nicer night at main field. thank you putra and mabel for pure.

as for cake, thanks to

1 jason
2 dq and co.
3 evan and co.
4. bubbles and co.

as for the song,

1 dq and co.
2 jess and co.
3 tech time people and co.
4 kwanyi and vicki
5 evan and co
6 irshad
7 bubbles and co
8 the bunch of international students at main field

hahaha number 8 really made my day. some guy was injured playing football. all the players brought him to the side. my friends and i started singing happyp birthday after awhile and they all sang along :D

for the presents,

1 dq and co. for body shop promegranate set
2 houren and vicki for zizianosilver 5-legged octopus necklace
3 houzhi for pull and bear smurf top
4 aqila for a very sweet hand-made ornament
5 marcus for the jog at the field at 1030pm and slippers :D
6 dabing for the muffin and lollipops
7 evan and co. for the SEED top
8 amirul for chocolate :D

i think that's all :x

the day, was pretty awesome towards the end. after the fyp talk i went to the main field of mmu to meet my housemates (: they were there with marcus and a cake. marcus and i ran around the field a few times and then we had cake. putra and mabel showed up and at 1110pm we decided to pure.

it was ladies' night yesterday but we reached at 1203am.

so no free drinks. it wasnt as bad as i thought although my hair still stinks a bit. it was fun. conned some 18 year old ahbeng who's doing diploma in electronic engineering to buy us some safe drinks. dont worry i didnt get wasted or laid. i got a birthday kiss on my cheek from ahbeng's friend who's my junior in law.

my housemates and i had a good time at the dancefloor. it was empty until mabel and putra carried me there. which was pretty mean. but i got to pull my housemates up and subsequently get shoved to the side when some ah lian decided she was possesed by jolin tsai's spirit. we had fun with many other intimidating hot chicks who werent intimidating anymore after mabel said we win because we arent lala's. we danced to ayer. so we knew what to do, i.e. put our hands up etc wtf.

HAHAHA okay it was more than that. but you dont have to know :D and then we had supper. in conclusion, i had an awesome birthday. hugs and loves to everyone.

legal j ;)

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

hello. i'm listening to these:

all the way downhill
by amy kuney ft. tim myers

she never even told me her name
by air traffic

middle of nowhere
by hot hot heat

ben chong mun hou is the party pooper of the year.

thank you babai.

Monday, December 1, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
JOEL GAN JEREMIAH
(30th november)


as always, i miss you and i hope you dont die so soon so i can continue saying i miss you but not meet up with you. i told you so not to jinx yourself, have fun eating pork while you can. love you always.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY KHOR KIA VIN!

(1st december)

oh crap, is someone getting jealous right now? :D good luck getting over your fetish for nostrils. i wish your forest good silky health. please get a girlfriend for good or stay single and gay.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONG TING YU!

(2nd december)

because we wish each other every year. tee hee.

GUESS WHO'S NEXT ON 3RD DEC?

hehehehehehehehhee :D

here's my celebration so far:
27/11 sushi, movie, cake
28/11 meeting with engsoc secretary and jpw
29/11 bbq, cake at my place :D
30/11 bbq steamboat
1/12 today - end of class for the week
2/12 bbq again
3/12 celebration at mori :D

my class for this week ended at 4pm just now. the lecturer replacing leo got chicken pox. jeong will be away at a meeting for TM's HSBB project. rahayu will also be in shah alam. hee :D i'm starting to regret i never abused my status as a minor.

i should go make a voidable contract now :D