nah jess. dont say i dont utilize my teeth.

good morning all :D blogger has this new tickbox-reaction feature for lazy-to-comment people. but i cant get it to work on my layout :(

anyways, i ate my first birthday cake yesterday :D thanks to jason for shibaraku, james bond and the surprise cake. my one-week birthday celebration has just kicked off! woo hoo!

and since i'm feeling rather generous this morning, let me introduce to you my 46 readers in alphabetical order with what i think about when i see your names (i know all of you will scroll down to yours) :

1. Aaron Chai Kao Khy: Claims to have been God until he retired. Best Boss Ever. <3

2. Afiq: Confusing.

3. Amirul: Hehe. <3

4. Anne-Marie: Small but strong.

5. Aqilah: Unpredictably Scarily Interesting

6. Ben (Mechanical): Friendly guy.

7. Benjamin Cheong: Always my brother. <3

8. Benjamin Loke: Always my brother also wtf. Sweet, smart and sneaky. <33333

9. Bryan Lee: Anime :P

10. Bubbles Tan Leng Ying: Cutest roomie ever :D Awesome singer. <3

11. Chi Yuen: Simplest roomie ever :D Awesome in every way <3

12. Chin Yin: Very nice. Quiet with deep thoughts.

13. Christina: Jovial.

14. Da Qiang: (Claims to be) Cute and Horny. Drunk never recover. <3

15. Dabing: Very, very, very nice :)

16. David Chau: Photographer. Smart.

17. Goh Chek Kang: Nice guy.

18. Goh Li Jen: Sentimental. Very nice and down-to-earth. Love her blog.

19. Goh Ze Fen: Very smart and nice girl.

20. Grace: :)

21. Hanif: Writer and dweller.

22. Ice: So cute and so sweet I want to be a guy.

23. Jason Peng Wee Loon: Very sweet. :)

24: Jessica Loke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

25: Joanne Ng: Very, very sweet. :)

26: Joel Gan Jeremiah: Best bitch ever <333333333

27: Kia Vin: Funny Cute Emo mop king. <333

28: Kwan Yi: Love her blog. She Roxor to the Maxor. Drunk never recover HAHAHA <33333333

29: Lee Houzhi: Hands-off this conner partyboy :*

30: Li Shin: Nice, sweet. Interesting. Oversea.

31: M: Mysterious but nice.

32: Michelle Chan: Popular.

33: MJ: Nice :)

34: Muharram: Fucker of the Year 2 years in a row although he was a virgin. Claims to be Satan. Claims that Lucifer will bow down to him.

35: Navin Nathaniel Innasi: One of those people you can't get enough of. Claims to be God.

36: Nicole Lee: Bubbly.

37: NKC: Awesome guy.

38: Rishi: Liar who didn't stop smoking despite having a girlfriend.

39: Ruby: Very entertaining :p

40: Samantha Sau: Most anticipated date :D

41: Shafiq: Cool guy. Nice and friendly.

42: Thum: I miss you sifu <3

43: Ting Yu: Omgkimon!

44. Vicki Low: So sweet you'll get toothache. Fun. But I have to say she's unavailable atm.

45. Wern cheng: Chek Kang's.

46: Zheng Joo: Dreamer, Artist, Sentimental. Love her blog.

That was so tiring. Have a good day people!

[still grieving over the retirement of prof leo]

his last online bulletin post:

Dear Students.

On 17/18 November we will look at several cases on interpretation, with particular reference to the dfference between form and substance. The main case you should read about is IRC v Duke of Westminster. See notes pages 38-41.

I hope you have an exciting weekend, but I won't ask you for details!

Prof Leo

hello all.

there will be no birthday party this weekend back in my hometown. all the more reason why you should make a certain move to console me. you know you want to :D

oh, just a reminder, it's on 03/12/2008.

with this humble wish of mine, i enclose this doctored panda to make your day. i'm so sleepy now. sigh. goodnight all.

you may not know, but i have a "clique" back in selangor. there's 7 of us. 5 guys and 2 girls. something funny happened in the past hour, or at least, it was funny to me. first, let me introduce them to you (in alphabetical order):

dq

josh

kiavin

kwanyi (shy)

lester

ryan

the greatest person you'll ever meet

so there you have it. 7 of us. as you may or may not know, my birthday is coming. it's on next next wednesday, the 3rd of december 2008. you may now set a reminder :D tee hee hee. oh, and

*hint hint*

anyways, i was planning to go back to selangor next weekend to celebrate my beearly birthday, together with kiavin's (two days before mine), but everyone was too busy for me. i'll be back friday night. so friday's off.

saturday day: kwan off
saturday night: ryan lester off
sunday morning: :D
sunday night: (malacca?)

and, i know it's not logical to be laughing when everyone's too busy for me (sigh, nobody loves me, everybody hates me) but these are my conversation with my beloved friends:

#1 kiavin

oi kiavin. next sunday morning to noon celebrate our birthday can?
- erm, cannnn kuaaa
okay cool, on means i plan ar
- wait, why sunday?
i wanted to bbq saturday but then ryan and lester off
- oh. bbq sunday morning???
no lah stupid. i wanted to bbq saturday night and call your vicki but ryan got event all
- ask that ryan ffk the event la.

kiavin asked me to ask ryan and lester to ditch the event.

#2 ryan

eh ryan, kiavin asked you to ditch event
- tell him he sure lose. lester also follow me.
hahaha ok

#3 lester

saturday cannot la, kwanyi off. she outing with ex-classmate.
- what ex-classmate? her ex-classmate all here la. me, kiavin, josh, ryan.
HAHAHAHHA not you all la
- either ryan and me, or kwan. two and one. so we win :D tell her ditch la

lester asked me to ask kwanyi to ditch her outing.

#4 josh

josh, sunday morning got church?
- nope.

lol.

#5 kwanyi (out of topic)

a bit awkward right if i call them.
- if we can handle your last two ex why cant we handle this one!
you all handled the last one meh
- cuz say one like not nice so say two
wtf hahaha
- i handled the last one before! saw at pyramid.
oh ya hor!
- vicki also! vicki saw him although everyone else didnt
OH YA HOR! HAHAHAHAH
-and houren left just before you came. you couldve seen him earlier
OMG REALLY? THE WORLD IS FRIGGIN CRAZY!

#6 dq

friday saturday off. sigh.
- hm, on only la, dont care if ryan lester rave about their event.
har...
- you can call others ma. joel. lee brothers. kiavin family.
KIAVIN FAMILY WTF HAHAHAHHA
- so on? (:

so this means ditching ryan and lester.

HAHAHAHA. EVERYBODY'S DITCHING EVERYONE! not really la. someone wants ryan and lester to ditch event, someone wants kwanyi to ditch event, no one's giving in. i feel like the grandma in money not enough 2 wtf. it's okay guys, want me to go back malacca monday instead?

because this is what the grandma would do :/

made of chocolate

i've been asked the question "why do law?" approximately 1,906,324 times. it always boils down to the fact that law is tough. it's always awesome to be good at something challenging.

so naturally, it sucks when people thinks it's simple.

and what sucks more than that is when their perception is actually correct, which, i think is what happened last year. i dare say foundation in law is one of the easiest course in mmu. everything was spoonfed.

so i should be happy about this:

39 out of 75 students dropped environmental law. that's freaking 52%! because the lecturer isn't spoonfeeding. sigh. no, i'm not dropping the subject although i'm really worried too. but this is the way our law faculty should function! i feel so nerdy.

imma read this blog for my quiz now. bye!

professor leo desmond pointoin and a sad girl.

i was too beat up yesterday to update or anything because prof leo has retired :'(((((((((((((((((((( and he didnt even tell us beforehand. at the end of the class he told us:

"i have been teaching for so long, and seldom have i met such intelligent students like you people"

so i was wondering why was he praising us.

"i have been teaching in this university since it first started in 1997, and today, this will be my last lecture. i will ensure that madam flora get a better replacemment if not equally well, and i wish you all all the best. thank you."

and then he smiled.

he told us he wont be setting foot in mmu anytime soon because he'll be heading to the hospital next week for something about having had metal insertions into his spine or something alike.

i'm so heartbroken. sigh.

on the other hand, this is over and done with.

thank you all who came and supported the event.

aww.

pictures of me, pictures for you :D

sushi at maluri

stoning at desapark


the daughter of the laughing buddha

wa! broken lamppost!

come get some.

tee hee! :D

gambar buat bodoh :p

right hand.

stomach.

group pic :D

candid shot.

conner shot.

it happens all the time. like today:

stanger at the atm.

but the best picture is with you. ((:::

toilet boogeyman :D

TO ALL MMU MALACCA STUDENTS:

GET YOUR ASSES TO
MOSQUE SQUARE.

I COMMAND YOU!

we have big apple donuts, bakery from paparoti, takoyaki - octopus balls, bubbletea, soya, luckydraw (very easy to menang wan), and u-mobile and vietnamese steamboat at CLC :D

complete a free survey form to get 45% off :D

i've been a good girl today. all i had during the day is chocoholic and dancing queen from big apple donuts and coffee. i had sushi king at night after madagascar (5/10). and i only had mineral water for the movie.

seeeeee (: hee.

plus, dabing bought me nin jiom herbal candy and muharram got me some sore-throat-polo-looking lozenge from a clinic doctor by insisting that he has sore throat. thank you :D

and NO, I'M NOT GOING TO THE DOCTOR.

i shall heal by nature wtf. the best you can do to help me feel better is to go to mosque square and spend some money :D btw, does anyone know where to get environmental law and revenue law textbooks?

tee hee. *phlegmy cough.

i am badly sick.

sore throat, cough and flu.

i spent a fortune over the past few days because i'm such a careless and rakus person. rakus (malay). tan chi (mandarin). tam sek (cantonese). i got better thursday, no more sore throat, only flu :D

and then i thirst myself for 2 hours friday.

and subsequently i had mcd. so i had to get more strepsils and water. the next day i went to jonker and ate some really sweet stuff and other unhealthy food. so i had to get some herbal stuff.

and then today i partially committed suicide by eating otak-otak.

oh, and laksa and chee cheung fun for dinner. but i thought asam is good for your throat, isn't it? i know, i should see a doctor. maybe tomorrow. have to go tekan duit. i spent my last piece of note on burger ganja instead of breacol.

sigh. dilemas.

i'm so sleepy! but yesterday was a good day nonetheless. because of many reasons. just for the record (:

laser keyboard :D

i think all ixora residents who depend on the ixora internet line will have their lives shorten by 5 years as a result of stress and frustration. sigh. although i hate to admit, i have to say that although horny and egoistic:

guys are sweet ._.

i was sick. yesterday, i was having dinner with my housemates. longlong came over and had dinner with us. he asked me if i was feeling better because i ffk-ed yumcha session with him tuesday. i said no. he told me to eat apples. i said i have none. he told me he'll pass some to me. i said i have meeting. he asked me to call him when i'm done with my meeting. i forgot. he texted me at 1130pm "finish meeting d?". he bought me apples HAHAHA wtf. anyone wants a boyfriend?

but guys are also stupid, as in insensitive.

my cousin who's 14 this year was a cute and annoying boy who, unlike his brothers who bite and pinch, always imitated kungfu moves and end up crying everytime we played "bull-devil-king", a stupid game invented by my sister in which she's always the bull by default, and in which the bull bashes everyone up.

he is now an estranged cousin with little words, thanks to puberty, but was still nice enough to get up from his football match to get me noodles because i was hungry. but he wasn't sensitive enough to know that his football match was too loud and i couldn't sleep. but he was so nice i didn't want to ask him to shut. so i sat and watched with him.

the liverpool 3-0 match. :D

in conclusion, guys are sweet, but a bit insensitive. so girls, please tell them in their face what do you want, because they're... you know, stupid. in a cute dumb way. okay. that's all.

back in malacca.

semester two, 8weeks: CYBERPRENEURSHIP, ENVIRONMENTAL LAW and REVENUE LAW. my first class starts in an hour. 12-5pm non-stop. :D so i'll have lunch in half an hour. everything's about the same.

i still sleep through my roommie's 7am hustle.

i still wake up when my roommie's back from her first class.

that means 10am today, maybe 12pm tomorrow.

i still force myself to eat dinner i hate.

i still try my best not to vomit every night.
and i'm still disgusting but you still love me :D

my roomie and muharram.

before i go for lunch, let me talk about my kawaii roommate who calls herself bubbles. lately my roommate has been reading something - i reckon someone's blog - and it's in english. she's from a chinese school so her english isn't exactly awesome fawesome.

the other day, she asked me: "what is horny?"

i wasn't sure whether i wanted to laugh. i told her it means sexually aroused. she didn't understand that either. she asked: "SEX?" i replied "like, really want to have sex." she ohhs.

two days later, she asked me "what is chillin?"

damn kawaii ok! i couldnt help but laugh already. i told her it's like relaxing. she's from johor so she doesn't speak cantonese at all, like most johorians who watches singapore programmes. the other day, i told her my friend ffk-ed me.

she asked: "what is ffk?"

i said "means... fang fei ji lo (:"

-"then should be ffj ma..."

she is seriously kawaii lah. 10 minutes ago, she asked me another question, "what is double-u tee eff (wtf)?" i didn't know how to answer at first. i laughed abit and told her "er, means what the....(hand gesture)"

she went "huh!!! i thought it was wonderful or something..."

and now she's playing grand theft auto; driving a stolen police car and driving up walls and running over pedestrians. how can i not miss all this when i'm back in selangor? (:

semester two here i come!

nataliedee.com

note: long and irrelevant post ahead :D
to make you feel better about your own life.

my mum just got back from china and vietnam. i stayed up for the souvenir. she brought many colorful things back, so i might look a little out of place the next time you see me. anyway, the first question she asked was the funniest:

"how's everything? everything okay?"

jess burst out laughing first. i was lagging so i started laughing like 5 seconds later. anyway, i really didnt know how to break it to my mum. that everything was not okay, unfortunately. so here's a post, just for the record.

FREEDOM AND LUCK

it all sounds good, both of it, but i swear reality begs to differ. the good thing about having your parents away is that you get to do many things that you dont get to do when they're around.

especially when you're a girl.

of course, in return, i do some housechores to relief me of my guilt. yes, i have a pretty annoying conscience too. before my mum left, i asked her what would she like done, she told me only one thing - wipe the grills.

i asked her if she wanted to write a list. she said no.

odd as it may seem, i guess my mum does know me a little better than i do. she has been gone for a week; during this period of which, my schedule has been as follows:

THU pyramid jason
FRI wash clothes, wash shoes, wash toilet MYEFFINSELF
SAT ou leehouzhi
SUN klang pooising
MON mcd kwanyi pooising cheejung
TUE results warga mmu
WED mcd, asiaworks kwanyi kelvin

THU - today.

my crazy plan had to wait for tomorrow because i had a lot of last minute housechores to do.

1pm econsave to restock all the food we ate while mum was away.
2pm the ranch for lunch
3pm laundry
4pm online
5pm came to realization that mum is coming back midnight wtf wtf
6pm pickup dogshit, sweep frontyard & garden
7pm dinner
8pm wipe grills
9pm fold clothes
10pm clean wet floor
11pm gossip girl marathon

i'm sorry i had to bore you with why my mum only assigned me with one simple task. secretly, i havent wiped the grills upstairs wtf. anyway, that's the freedom part. the luck part is totally dramatic and stupid.

lately, i've been unlucky.

sad to say, whatever which i have been in touch with has suffered unfortunate casualties. it started on a sunday afternoon, when jess was bitching about something and i was washing cups and bottles.

"omg, jess, omg, omg, problem. serious. omg."

the tap couldnt shut. you know those "convenient" pull-up-the-handle tap? i pushed the handle back down but the water kept running. and neither of us were able to turn off the current of the basin, so we had to turn off the main switch.

the effin water supply to the whole effin house.

i know right! it's so freaking bimbotic. but there's only two of us in the house, so i figured we wouldnt use that much water. except that night, jess decided to bring her friends over for a slumber party - real nice jess.

so she had to turn on the main switch.

because her friends "had to bath". and the water kept running, and running, and running. it isnt so much about the bill but the wastage of water per se. so i, thinking i was the hero and all took 4 or 5 buckets and filled them up with the running water.

though, jess told me not to.

and she told me to go back to malacca before i destroy something else. i think that sort of jinxed the situation. that night, i used the guest room's toilet. at the very moment i pushed down the flush-bar (or wtf you call it), it broke.

it feh-ree-kin broke.

and it isnt the normal loose-flush-bar kind of problem. the bar itself broke. like, into half. and like, i need to install a new flush-bar whatev now. it's totally stupid. and bimbotic, i know. i never knew i had such superpowers.

anyway, there are 4 toilets at home, so it's fine.

except jess wasnt exactly in a very sisterly mood when she found out about it. i hate to admit it, but i think i naturally have destructive hands. like, i touched someone on saturday, and that person is sick now.

so like, yeah.

anyway, today, while i was cleaning the grills, i used a chair. those annoying red PVC chairs which make helluva noise when you drag them. so i was tip-toeing on it, no thanks to my height, and i kinda damaged it a little.

i'm not a feather you know.

jess almost died when i told her i broke something else. but the crack isnt exactly at the middle so no one's ass would get clipped there or anything, thank god. anyway, even that's not the best part.

the best part is the buckets.

the buckets of water, remember? so i always had buckets of CLEAN water lying around. i used them to wash the dishes, floor and wipe the grills. until i ruined it all with my own hands. i screamed. literally.

"AAAAAAAAAA NO! SHIT SHIT! NOOOOO! AAAAAA! NO!"

jess came running to see what i broke again, except this time i didnt break anything. as i was happily humming away, overjoyed that i was finally done wiping the grills downstairs, i chucked the flithy cloth into one of the clean-water-buckets.

jess laughed her ass off.

and naturally, i was jumping with stupidity. i wanted to strangle myself for being so stupid. all the lifting and filling buckets and all. i swear my happiness was at an all time low. sigh. so naturally, when my mum asked "how's everything? everything okay?"

. . .

"mum, you wanna bath? :D"

okay.

*breathes*

i've just decided out of the blue that i'm going to do something stupid tomorrow. because someone's driving me crazy. and this time it's not jay chou. i know, i'm already crazy.

so what the heck right?

if you could see me now. by joanne loke.

if i could see you now. by me.