RELEASE OF PASS & FAIL RESULT

Assalamualaikum & Good day Dear students,

Please be informed that the Pass and Fail result for Final Examination, Sem 1, 2008/2009 will be released on 05-Nov-2008 after the Academic Development Committee (ACD) Meeting. Kindly take note.

Thank you & kind regards

EXAMINATION & RECORDS UNIT

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this is the part you pray to god for good results and promise god that you will study harder next semester, and apologize that you didnt study much last semester although you promised to do so before the release of your last last semester's results, but you have repented once again (and this time it's for real!) etc etc.

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amirul:
hahaha sorry, i had alot of sugar, excuse my hyperactiveness.

joanne:
it's okay :p i like happyrul.

amirul:
happyrul? wait, i know. it's a new internet term.

wth hahahha. i miss you technology-noob-happy-amirul. too bad we wont be having all the same classes anymore next semester ;( i'm missing melaka already. and my roommate. but i know the moment i board on the bus i'll miss it here.

life (:

wednesday was a good day :D

to you-know-who-you-are,
i'm sorry i'm always talking about myself. i'm sorry if you feel that i dont care enough. because i think you care (intentionally or not) and i wish i could make you feel as happy as i am because of who you are to me. i'm sorry i'm not exactly russel peters. i'm sorry i cant make you laugh really hard or go to sleep with a smile every night. i'm sorry i'm weird sometimes. i'm sorry i can be pretty embarrassing too sometimes. i'm sorry i don't think right all the time. i'm sorry i'm whacked like that. i'm even sorry i'm so apologetic. i know apologies get old and annoying if you do it too often. but i meant every lame word i said. and you probably already know this: you're different because you are special.

special like santa claus wtf. bai.

nataliedee.com

woo hoo! i interrupt (means cleared everything wtf) this post to bring this special message:

JESSICA LOKE IS A BITCHIN BITCH WHO BITCHES AND BITCHED!

woo hoo! i'm not high anymore. just angry.

dont console me, i'm not worth your time.

goodbye cruel world.

i'm so kawaii nerhxx wtf.

What I'm about to tell you is strictly confidential and must be kept within this post. It is boring anyway. I tell you this because you are my friend, and I'm looking to see if there's a better opinion.

I'm the President of Movie Society (MUMOS) 2008/09.

By accident. Selected by the ex-President, who is now attempting to be the de facto President and it annoys me. He keeps having this mindset that I cant do stuff right. Take for example the First President Council's Meeting whereby all club Presidents (not ex) or Secretaries are supposed to attend. I was sitting one row in front of him. He texted me:

"Where are you? What are you doing now? Do you know there is a President Council Meeting now at CLC? I don't see you here. I think you didn't read the bulletin board. Please come if you are free."

Don't you think he should have reminded me earlier than to send me such an accusatory text message during the meeting itself? And he subsequently discussed with my vice-president that we should have a meeting before the semester break. He sent me another message:

"Avis and I discussed already, you should have a meeting before semester break. Please book the room and inform me about it."

I asked him whether he'll be present.

"Of course I'll be present, I'll even chair the meeting. Why do you think I won't?"

Wtf? Wasn't it supposed to be my fcking club?

This one day, he told me that if I didn't do my job well, he and the EXCO could easily remove me of my seat. The hell? Though Muharram said it's unconstitutional. Recently, I came up with an idea which will change the club substantially.

See, MUMOS has this event called MUMOS night.

It has fashion show, breakdance, saxophone performance, etc. Its sole concrete reason is to give our prizes for the short film competition held by MUMOS, and its main attraction is an invited celebrity - Suki (2006), Karen Kong (2007).

So I decided to do away with it.

I want to replace it with something else (private and confidential wtf). But it will change the club entirely. And then the flimsy question of how to give out prizes comes into picture. It's crappy, it really is. The ex-President told me we can do what I want next year.

But MUMOS Night stays.

It defeats the whole purpose of my idea; MUMOS night itself defeats the objective of the club. Wadafuck does break dance and bands have to do with film? Remotely perhaps, I can understand but it really is a waste of time, effort and energy.

And the celebrity isn't even from the film industry.

Last year we spent over 2k inviting Karen Kong over. She was the highlight of the night I have to admit, but what does it have to do with the society? Nothing. The problem now is that I don't want to spend a year doing what I don't want.

So I want to give up my post.

I can't be the President only for this year and try to control the next. I know what a pain in the ass I would be, like the ex-President as of now. Why don't they just give Presidents a two-year term? Isn't this the reason why Vice-Presidents are conventionally supposed to become Presidents?

Sometimes it's just easier to walk away.

nataliedee.com

goooood moooooorning :D

i woke up early this morning. i went to my sister, "are you going to church"? i really would go, to make myself feel better and all, except my sister shot me an annoyed look and told me it's saturday. damn i'm stupid.

before i blabber anything else, here's:

a big thanks and sorry to vicki, vicki's mum, and vicki's petite kitchen lady. awesome hospitality. you need to get your ass here one day so i can bring you for lok lok. my treat :D

a big hello michelle low. sorry i messed up your math book. the kecerunan question got no answer wan wtf i swear.

a big nice to meet you leehouren.

a big i miss you already ah kwan. see, you can laundry :D

a big annoying grateful sneaky warm smile to leehouzhi.

a big hehe to everyone else.

can i talk about what i did? can i can i can i can i can i can i can i? imma go get em pictures. it would bore you really, but i have pictures of pretty girls. :D brb

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personal information: kwanyi, vicki, mel and i went to sungai wang. houzhi came after college. we went to vicki's place at ss2 afterwards. bought coke and some bronze colored liquid. had dinner. dinner was good but i swear it was one of the fuckedest days of my life. shuyi and houren came later too. we had a few drinks. watched or played cards. laughs. i think someone danced too. my buddies dq kai and all came to murni. but the (shall i say) party ended quite late so either houzhi or houren sent us back, i couldnt tell.

ha. ha.

kwan got this. tragus piercing. traa-goos :D i got my earlobes pierced, it's nothing grand so i dont have a picture. okay, you guys can buy me earrings for souvenirs (not birthday present) now. and i can finally wear the earrings joel and clement bought me during high school.

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i got a nice pic of kwan.

so low emo gazeemo.

to prove to you none of us are much camwhores, behold:

take 1: see where were they looking. /facepalm

take 2: mel and kwan got it. vicki: "where should i look?"

take 3: only i dont have teeth wtf. kwan so cute.

okay lah. i dont want to bore you anymore, let me mengkonklusikan this post. i had bitchin fun, although i was a little emo because i'm so jay chou like that. thanks again vicki. i have a little something for you below as a thank you gift.

hehe. arent cha exsaaaited? (annoying perky voice)

i meant to drink that much, knowing i'd turn out that way. it kills me in a good way. and of course i know the nicest person on earth sent me back home ;p i had a good sleep, i really did, especially the first two and a half hours. off i go.

here you go vicki:

i hope kia vin doesnt kill me.

let's talk peer pressure.

because i'm boring like that. i'm finally 18 (not technically, but whatever) - the age where people start partying, clubbing, consuming liquor, getting wasted, waking up next morning with a hangover and calling some nerdy dude to sign attendance because they're not gonna make it.

when do they ever? (:

i find these people amusing sometimes, i really do. one day, after one of our mid term papers, this friend of mine - jeff - came up to me sulking and all. he told me he wasnt going to be able to go clubbing that night. or something alike. and it wasnt like i was invited or anything.

i shrugged, "don't go lah".

he practically preached the doctrine of clubbing to me, it being a grand necessity in life, an essential element to the mental growth. or at least i interpreted it so. i stared at him, "i don't go, and i'm fine". without hesitation, he replied:

"you're different! you're lame!"

thanks a lot jeff! you just about made me feel really good about myself. i shot him this incredulous oh-no-he-did-not look and he sort of started this phoney apology but it's okay. i'm a nice person, i really am, especially when people say i'm different and lame and all.

(see how this catcher book is getting to me kwan)

no really, i dont mind. i'm not against clubbing or anything. i mean the music can really be a royal pain in the ass when they dont mean a manure (soulja boy wtf) or if the singers fail their english (the way i are wtf) but still think they're the biggest pimps in the history of mankind.

but some are really good, i admit (low, love in this club)

i dont feel the need to justify or explain myself as to why i havent yet set foot in pure bar despite being in mmu malacca for almost a year and a half. but just for you curious people out there who think i study in the library every night and memorize malayan law journals, here's another lame woopeedee for ya.

reasons i dont "club":

1. i'm underage.

it's an excuse really, i admit. but either ways, i'm not 18 yet, technically, until december 3rd. they say if you get caught you'll be held in a lockup for a night and they'll call your parents down. if that ever happens, the next time you see me, i'll be in icu. because i'd only have two alternatives, to pretend i'm dead in the cell, or get killed by my mum when she arrives.

2. i'm against dancing.

really, i am. it's weird, i know, but it's true. i hate dancing. i even hate the word. i was forced into the green house aerobic team when i was in form 1. they had really corny and ridiculous moves. and what made it worst was that the guy i had a crush on was the house captain. dont bother looking for him, he became a fcker later on and dated one of those girls in my team too.

i know aerobic isnt actually a dance.

but i just dont dance. it's the stupidest thing on earth to me, clubbing dance. if i ever had a boyfriend who does breakdance, it would just kill me, it really would. i'd rather join the debate team, or the arab society than the dancing club or the clubbing club wtf. though, i can get pretty hysterical dancing sometimes if i have my close friends with me, but that doesnt happen.

3. it's smelly and expensive and dangerous wth.

i hate how my hair and clothes would smell. you cant go to sleep without shampooing your hair and you cant sleep unless your hair's dry. alcohol's never cheap (unless it's ladies night or something) and even mango juice costs you 2 meals or something. and horse infertility drugs wtf?

4. intimidation.

hot chicks.

5. wrap it up.

maybe i'll change my mind tomorrow. i dont know. or maybe this evening, so i'll go clubbing tonight in euphoria with my seremban friend, jason, who is coming all the way here to go clubbing. he told me aerobic isnt dancing, but i told him thanks for asking anyway. till then, yea i'll probably go when i'm 80, just to make sure i'm cooler than the rest of 'em suckers there.

no offence, partypeople. i'd still date a partyboy.

i'm not too crazy over tags really, but this one by rishi's simple.

1. Take a picture of yourself right now.
2. Don't change your clothes or fix your hair.
3. Post that picture with NO editing.
4. Post these instruction with your picture.
5. Tag 5 people to do this.

here's a lame woopeedee for ya.

Alright, I tag:

1. Leong Kwan Yi
2. Samantha Sau
3. Vicki Low
4. Michelle Chan
5. Tan Zheng Joo

:D

small talk: i feel like a bore somtimes. i mean i'd think almost everyone is boring when i'm in malacca, and when they're not boring it's only because they're trying to hard to prove otherwise. which annoys the crap out of me.

not literally or anything, but yea.

but when i'm back and i see the people here i feel so twenty years ago. okay, maybe 5. it's not really the best feeling in the world because you'd refrain from associating with "fun people" because you know, relativity sucks.

i dont want to be a bore anyway.

talk about initimidation. but then again, dont we all feel like this sometimes? we should feel lousy as often as we poo or we'll get over our heads. unless you're constipated or something. shall post my wonderful adventures of june-oct08 tomorrow.

cyberhugs (:

tagged by shafiq (:

RULES:
Pick your birth month.
Bold and colour out anything that doesn't apply to you.
Tag 10 people.

My month: DECEMBER

Loyal and generous.

Sexy.

Patriotic.

Active in games and interactions.

Impatient and hasty.

Ambitious.

Influential in organizations.

Fun to be with.

Loves to socialize.

Loves praises.

Loves attention.

Loves to be loved.

Honest and trustworthy.

Not pretending.

Short tempered.

Changing personality.

Not egotistic.

Take high pride in oneself.

Hates restrictions.

Loves to joke.

Good sense of humor.

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JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves makingfriend s but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves travelling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literacture and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor.

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bit funny. "CHANGING PERSONALITY", does that mean none of anything stated applies?

I tag:
osama bin laden
george bush
thomas edison
marco polo
christopher columbus
hans kelsen
hello kitty
francis light
leong kwan yi
fly me to the moon

i'm back home!

:D

and i'm sleepy.

you know, i've always wanted to kiss people in my dreams. just to know what would their reactions be. but then again their reactions would be created by my brain. and i've never succeeded to kiss someone anyway. goodnight people.

see you in lalaland. :D

omg i feel so victorious!

i finally reduced the 40o+ facebook requests to 9. i'm so touched by my own accomplishment wtf T__________T seriously lor, mmu's line very fast. today during exam i forgotten the case name but i remembered the judgment. i was so tempted to add [citation needed] behind. too much wikipedia man. malaysian studies friday and i'm free as a bird!

ok library's gonna close. loves.

sarah palin

i'm online because my roommie commanded me to use her laptop. she msn-ed her crush to ask how his exam was (because my engineering friends dieded) but he hadnt replied. so she didnt want her laptop to standby.

but she wants to sleep.


i must say, i discovered today that i share a similar trait with sarah palin. none to do with her physical appearance or her status as a milf or a bimbo. i start to act adorable when i feel stupid during exam.



unimportant information: i mean, seriously, the exam is three hours and you're supposed to write like 100% worth of essay on 4 or 5 different topics. the world is a cruel place. i guess i deserve some rights to entertain myself right? though, when i consider the qualifying board screening through my paper... sorry guys, i think i know why they thought that our foundation programme is not up to par.

i drew a set (yes, math) diagram for Malaysian Legal System.

as seen above. i labelled it with that subset symbol thing that looks like a C even though i'm not sure if it's correct. and i just remembered that my lecturer hates math. damn. but, come to think of it, i would be delighted if i were the lecturer.

i'd have 200 papers to mark.

it explains what prof leo said "i always say, please use your own words, do not memorize, or else it would be very boring for me". he went on the say "i've only said to memorize one thing, which is the definition of consideration in CURRIE V MISA. hm, i wonder why i said that".

the class laughed.

THERE WAS A WHOLE HALF QUESTION ON CONSIDERATION TODAY. omg prof leo is so sneaky wtf. and i thought i was interpreting too much. anyhow, i drew a timeline for his paper (for revocation). hehe. aint it fun.

and i was feeling rather jovial this morning.

so i wrote this.

though, i remembered the word (rights) last minute so i decided not to make fun of the exam sheet. plus, if the qualifying boards sees that... i did, however write with a happy tone because i am happy like that:

"Dear Koolit Sdn Bhd, I'm so sorry to hear about your melted food."

"Warranty is a term not enough to cause substantive destruction damage."

"I would advise Aunty Lim to shop with pride and file a complain on the store manager; and I would remind her to bring her purse this time."

"Counter-offers destroy offers. There can be many counter-offers. There can be counter-offers destroying counter-offers. But all counter-offers must start with an offer."

i hope i pass. :D

i'm doing illegal blogging in the law library. only because i got bored and came to search for the lyrics of i dont love you and be gentle with me. the latter cracks me up. read it. i command you ;)

by The Boy Least Likely To

Staring up into the solar system
All the stars are fixed up in the sky
I just want to sparkle for a moment
Before I just fizzle out and die

I'm happy because I'm stupid
Scared of spiders, scared of fly
If I wasn't so happy
I wouldn't be so scared to die

So just be gentle with me
(I'm not as young as I was)
And I'll be gentle with you
(I'm not as brave as I thought)
Cause my heart gets broken so easily
So just be gentle, be gentle with me

Wide awake, waiting like a target
Listening for things I cannot see
Insects flutter up against my window
I don't like the way they look at me

I guess I've always needed
To be needed by someone
It's a comforting feeling
Being under someone's thumb

So just be gentle with me
(And if I am ever mean)
And I'll be gentle with you
(I never mean to be mean)
'Cause I want to pick peaches off of a cherry tree
Just be gentle, be gentle, be gentle
Be gentle with me

So just be gentle with me
(Trouble is sometimes)
And I'll be gentle with you
(I just can't switch myself off)
When I want to so I never do
Because I'm mental, be gentle, be gentle,
Just be gentle, be gentle, be gentle
And I'll be gentle, be gentle, be gentle, be gentle with you.

please tell me i made you smile, yes you ( :

i'm not usually like that but.

FUCK. I MISSED MY BUS.

i missed my effin 12.45pm bus. because i saw the clock when it was 930am and i was having breakfast. i saw the clock when it was 1030am and i was done transfering files to the computer. i saw the clock when it was 11am and i went upstairs to pack and bath. i saw the clock when it was 1130am and i went to have my lunch.

the fucking clock is still fucking 1130 now.

now, we would all like to blame it on something non-existent, like say, bad luck. or something else who has supernatural powers, like say, god. only because it's comforting to assume that god stopped my bloody clock an hour before my bus so that i wouldnt be involved in another toll plaza accident and perhaps get my heart sliced into half.

not that i'm poking fun at the dead or anything.

but when i hopped in the car with my furious mum who lashed it out on me, i swear i wished she would just drive faster and kill at least me if not both of us. of a painless death. and when i got home all alone, i just wanted to blast the music so loud till i kill all my neighbors' dogs. and my own. and all i could think of through that painful drive is one thing.

something i havent done since i was 10.

i used to have extra classes everyday till 4pm. i liked canteen food alot. but mummy insisted that healthy food made by mama with love is most important, so she'd bring me lunch everyday. my good friend had to take canteen food everyday so we would exchange. i think that explains my size. i felt ashamed of it a few years later. to make it up to her, i now pack some of her cooking everytime i'm leaving home for malacca. today it's egg, mince meat, vege and white rice. yum.

it feels like everything right in the world to dump it away.

harlo marlo!

kawan-kawan sekalian, i'm leaving for malacca. i will be back on the 18th, will be available on the 19th. mmu-ians can book me on the night of 17th. teehee. i shall now disappear. dont miss me too much.

that's a command.

if you wanna wish me luck (which i know you people wont):

7 (TUE) legal method
9 (THUR) malaysian legal system
12 (SUN - I KNOW RIGHT) contract law
15 (WED) constitutional law
17 (FRI) malaysian studies

i plan to study everything last minute. because i'm sneaky like that. ok lah babai.

sei perasan. i only wanted your coke.

once a loke, always a loke.
save the loke, kill the world.

there are a thousand reasons why you may like me. i laugh at your jokes (even if it's 30 seconds later). i con you and go A-HA-HA! i help you whistle and look at the birds in the sky when you fart. but mind you, i was very different when i was a kid. and perhaps, my upbringing shaped my current disposition.

oh, and by the way, that's jess in the picture.

despite having a happy bubble, i was in fact a cry baby when i was young. when i was a 2, i cried everytime my parents offed the lights, and i grinned everytime they switched it back on (meant to be evil wtf); when i was 4, i cried in kindergarten when it was too hot during assembly, i cried when my pencil dropped on the floor. when i was 6, i cried when i woke up in the morning and heard mum talking to the neighbor downstairs over the garden fence.

yesterday, i discovered my turning point.

the point i decided to be strong and tabah like that boy in meniti kaca wtf. when my family shifted to subang jaya when i was 4, i had to share a room with jess. the first few nights, i went to sleep with my parents. after a few days, they asked me to go sleep with jess. i refused. they locked me outside their room.

and i, i slept outside the door.

they would wake up in the morning to find me outside the door but they did the same damn thing. for three nights, i slept outside the door. on the fourth night, i gave up, feeling unloved, i went to sleep with jess. who wasnt exactly my bff back then, but you know, at least she let me sleep on her bed when there was lightning. but i think it was only because she was afraid.

see mum, that's why i'm like this today.

or else i would have been a daddy's and mummy's girl who tell you i love you and give you hugs and kisses. and i would still be making those drawing block cards i used to make with flowers i picked out myself with a heart shape cut in the first page and a "i love you mummy" inside it. instead, now i'm jess' bff. although i still lose to her stupid smelly pillow.

sometimes i sit on it and fart. hehe.

sei perasan, who wan your coke?!! A HA HA!

just so you know. aku conner ;D

joanne is absolutely single and ready to accept gifts. tq ;D

hello.

breaking news.

let me introduce you to

my new boyfriend.

houzhi, leehouzhi.

he pretended to be jay chou.
he gave me a balloon.

he shy-shy. i asked,

"where are we going?"

he smiled and answered, "sushi king babe"

we met up with kwankwanhun.
she and i took a picture.

eat, eat, eat. that's all he does.

ignored, i started acting cute.

he said, "get your ass here".

"you know i love you more than sushi king right?"

"yeah right"

i know - what a disastrous lala-fishmonger. jay chou's really pushing it this time but whatever right? i love his music, his talent, and his hair. not his trashy ways. today's topic is:

THE EARTH IS ROUND.

kwanyi and i frequently depend on each other to get our mums' permission to go out, because our mums know each other. kwanyi'll go "joanne's going!" and i'll go "kwanyi's going!" and then everybody lives happily ever after.


or not.


for some reason, although kwanyi is elder (albeit by 6 months only), i have always been thought to be the louder and more daring one (sebenarnya saya adalah seorang gadis yang konservatif dan amat diam wtf) so the burden is assumed on me to bring us both back home safe and sound - and on time.


not easy.


last friday, we went to kl and instead of being back home at 5pm, our asses were opposite houzhi's in sushi king because we couldnt get a train. and we reached home at say, 11pm. so kwanyi's momma was furious. my momma was in singapore :D


flashback sikit:


the first time we went to laundry bar at the curve, we had alcohol without knowing kwan isnt much of a drinker. i swear i've never seen her so messed up. and the next day after a call from her mum, my momma told me:


"people's parents ah, say you're a bad influence to their children!"


well, actually it was in cantonese, which made me sound less of a rakan sebaya but a cool wild child wtf. this time around, i was expecting something alike when momma came back from singapore. oddly, i did not. feeling uneasy,


one morning:


jo: hehe *pokepoke* helloooo momma!
ma: >.- hi
jo: did auntie lena call you?
ma: no, why?
jo: oh, nothiiiiiiing~~


*silence*


jo: if she calls you, it's not my fault :D


ever heard of the cantonese saying "ji kei loh lei sui"? in malay, it's "bawa sial kepada diri sendiri". that was sort of the case. my mum subsequently called kwanyi's mum and asked, and kwanyi's mum told kwanyi my mum asked, and kwanyi told me her mum told her my mum asked.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hello my lovelies :D

i did something sneaky today because i'm a sneaky ass wtf. pray that i dont become infamous out of it. just for the record, i met up with joel and jinyoung yesterday :D joel's heading to aussie in 8 months, jinyoung's taking his stpm in 1.

will miss both.

oh selamat hari raya! especially to amirul and muharram. love you guys loads buddies, thanks for everything. sorry i cant be there to celebrate raya with you muha, have a great time at khamis'! will be back there reeeeal soon. smile! (:

now, for my long procrastinated tag. BY NKC AND JONG <3's

PART ONE - FOR NKC / JOANNE NG

1. what is the relationship of you and her/him?
- buddies :D
- langkawi roomies :D

2. Your 5 impressions towards her/him?
- angie's one of the coolest guys i know.
- sweet :D down-to-earth, funny

3. The most memorable things she/he had done for you.
- (nkc: "they tagged me" wtf hahahaha)
- not sure. the night we both got drunk beside aaron and the bus ride? :D

4. The most memorable things she/he have said to you.
- "you've been tagged!" ahhaha wtf man.
- hi joanne.

5. If she/he become your lover, you will..
- call him angie-mangie wtf.
- alright! we'll name our children joanne too wtf.

skip, skip, skip.

15. For the people who care about you and likes you, say something about them.
- (nkc: "you've made the right decision" wtf hahahahha)

PART TWO:

5 people:
1. Jess
2. Kwan Yi
3. Joel
4. Houzhi
5. Jin Young

1. how did you meet 1 (jess)?
in the hospital i guess. she was probably poking my face out of jealousy.

2. on a scale of 1 -10 how would u rate your friendship with 1 (jess)?
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3. how long have you known 4 (houzhi)?
like. a week?

4. how do you know number 3 (joel)?
form one. oldest memory of him is him pretending to be super-mak-cik.

5. wheres 5 (jinyoung)?
at home studying i guess.

6. a fact about number 1 (jess)?
the last thing she said to me was "stupid girl!" because i didnt help her sidai baju hehe.

7. who is 4 (houzhi) going out with?
i wonder lor!

8. what does 1 (jess) do for a living?
ber-parasite.

9. would you live with number 3 (joel)?
fck, yes!

10. what do you like about number 2 (kwanyi)?
her personality, her smile, her inventory

11. do you miss number 5?
all the time (:

12. would you make out with number 4 (houzhi)?
this is a trick question.

13. what’s your opinion of number 2 (kwanyi)?
sweet girl.

14. what's your favorite memory with number 5 (jinyoung)?
first time i talked to him at the basketball court. told him i'd give him 5 bucks if he shot a three-pointer in three tries (:

15. what would you do if number 1 (jess) and 2 (kwanyi) were going out?
teehee! be careful of hidden cameras wwink

16. ever had a long conversation with 5 (jinyoung)?
yesterday?

17. have you ever slept at 2's (kwanyi) house?
dont remember.

18. do you hang out with 3 (joel) a lot?
used to, every single effin day.

19. who have you known the longest?
jess the mean machine. 12354

21. how often do you talk to 1 (jess)?
everyday.

22. what about 2 (kwanyi)?
when i see her online or when i'm back in kk.

23. have you ever thought 3 (joel) more then a friend?
there were moments.

24. would you go out for a date with 5 (jinyoung)?
duh.

25. do you dream about 2 (kwanyi)?
not that i remember of ;p

26. what did no 4 (houzhi) did to you that you can never forget?
you mean in the past week? contact me at very unexpected times i guess :p i'm waiting to find out.

27. what have you done for 1 (jess) that the person never forget?
she havent found out yet hahahahhahahhahahahhahaha 2 and 4 knows.

28. what's 3 (joel) hobby?
getting high, imitating malaichai, and ultimately menjahiliahing.

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oh yea. joel asked me to quote him. i used the word redundant and he went "gunalah rejoice untuk meredundantkan rambut anda!" wth man. i tag no one. crap, jess is here. she pointed at number 27 and went:

"what does this mean? imma kill you later"

p/s apparently mmu's charging 30% for supplementary papers. eg if you paid RM700 for the subject, you're gonna pay another RM210 for supp. make sure you dont fail. loves.