my family 1995 back in usj

jess, mum, ben, dad, and me. i decided to refrain from saying wtf so instead of wtf i'll say wtx. you can replace x with whatever you like! jess' pose macam antm in the picture wtx.

and mine is retarded wtx.

anyway, just dropping by to say that my family has reunited. as in, i came back from malacca and ben is back from singapore!! and not forgetting, oscar the shmelly!!

oscar likes mcd ice-cream

which means i wont be blogging too often because ben will be hogging on the computer either playing games or watching anime. but i did have something sexist to blog about today.

except i dont have much elaboration.

the main idea is that, did you realize at some point of life, guys tend to start claiming they are no longer a boy, but a man? the certification of the man status is very subjective don't you think?

how to be a man?

tough question. then russell peters came up with that famous line: be a man! do the right thing! and more often than not, the thing men at this age perceive as right is idiotic. did i make any sense?

either ways, exam results are out!

alien vs cows (18pl)

ever spent 18 bucks for a movie in an ordinary seat? i did. i couldnt get into an 18xx movie and no refund was allowed. thus, two innocent malaysians spent 36 bucks on a movie.

wtf yes i'm angry.

i presented my mmu id but they didnt buy it. and they weren't polite or friendly either. er. i should be more direct. DO I REALLY LOOK THAT YOUNG AND RETARDED?

what cant i handle?

18sg, violence and terrifying content; 18sx, sexual content; 18 pa, religious, socials and political content; 18pl, combo. nothing new. japanese occupation; porn; the country we live in; lifestyle.

why should i be 18?

uh. let's see. because it may pollute young minds and we're not old enough to handle that kind of pressure? or is it because we're actually still sensitive to society and they're avoiding riots?

okay, i'm digressing.

if i'm in uni i should be given some sort of benefit of the doubt right? in short, i'm smart mature enough to watch the damn movie, so scram, save me my 9 bucks and go dig a hole.

ftw etc.

and why cant your mind be polluted at 18? because it's already contaminated beyond further pollution? because when you're 18 you mysteriously turn into some sort of robot?

and i'm curious. contaminated by what?

society? our lifestyle? the one inclusive of 18pl? frankly speaking, i have a feeling the human race will evolve into that someday. there really wasn't much i didnt know by form 4.

so listen.

it's not just about the age you know? everybody matures at a different age. why be a killjoy if you dont have to? it's not just about doing your job, it's doing your job well. with common sense.

p/s to summit cinema boss:

i would say i cant find a better name to refer you to because you dont always see your job on those kindy occupation posters right? but um actually i just dont bother. if you want to rebut, make sure your people are cooperative because yes, he did effin say that i could switch my ticket for another movie. i wonder how much the cinema loses by switching my tickets. i hate to stare cock.

joanne is one angry girl.

you could have been more polite. besides, if we cant watch it in the cinemas, we'll probably buy the pirated dvd anyway. heck, nowadays people dont even buy pirated dvds.

people download.

good morning malaysia!!

ah, it sounds so much better when i say it out loud. my life have somehow shifted back into the way it was when i first came back. the first significant thing i do everyday is breakfast and blog.

not a bad way to live your life , really.

for the record, i have been blogging every single day since i got back. honestly speaking, that's hell of an accomplishment. plus, i've watched the whole series of one litre of tears.

yes i know it's only 11 episodes -_-

i've also learnt all the characters in japanese hiragana. which, i learnt before i left for mmu. but you know what they say, practice makes perfect. i reckon i've reached some level of perfection now.

and i watched alot of E!

channel 712 on astro which nose around celebrities. i admit i'm pretty entertained by their news. partly because i get to spot for hot chicks. that's one of life's greatest pleasure man.

my hollywood theory:

long time ago, the in thing was actor-and-actresses-turn-singers, or vice versa. you know, hilary duff, lindsay lohan, vanessa hudgens, britney spears, jennifer love hewitt, j lo, etc.

and then,

came the clothing line craze. olsen-twins, j lo, hilary duff, jessica simpson, jessica alba (baby clothing anyone?), etc. then of course, aneroxia, bullimia, eating disorder, etc.

half of olsen, posh spice, and most recently angie.

next, celebrities started adopting children. brangelina, madonna, sheryl crow, and most recently, still considering, paris hilton who wants "4 blonde girls with pretty eyes".

and then,

came the fragrance line craze. there's paris hilton, beyonce, kate moss, gwen stefani, christina aguilera, mariah carey, and yesterday on E!, usher he and usher she. etc.

you can now smell like one celeb a day!

and after the actor-singer-actor, clothing line, eating disorder, adoption, fragrance line, came the new trend, imprisonment. paris hilton, nicole richie, lindsay lohan, britney spears, who's next?

and through it all, divorces remained popular as always.

random picture for a random post.

last night i experienced this sudden flood of inspiration for a public toilet poster. you know, like the ones that teach you how to dispose of what puan chong likes to call tuala wanita.

i learnt something from assembly afterall.

the best one i've seen thus far is the "thousands are watching you right now" one pasted in mmu's toilets. first you get the impression that your toilet ethics are being closely monitored.

then you realize they're talking about germs wtf.

it's pretty annoying. you close the toilet door with this dire need to release your toxic waste and then you see a note that says big and bold THOUSANDS ARE WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW.

here's my shot:

I CAME,
I SHAT,
I FLUSHED.
HOW ABOUT YOU?

not bad for a first try huh? infact, we can ask some celebrity to sign it to encourage toilet hygiene. the only problem is, i dont know how to translate it into malay.

AKU DATANG,
AKU BERKUMUH,
AKU MENYIRAM.
MACAM MANA DENGAN KAU?

menyiram is weird but that's the best i could come up with besides memancut, which sounds like, you know, ejaculate -_- seriously, how do you say i flush in malay?

aku banjir?

my stories. our qoutes.

when you enter a new environment, people like to ask where are you from? i used to answer "kl" because it's so much easier than "kota kemuning, shah alam, selangor, near subang jaya".

map to kota kemuning

kota kemuning.

i come from shah alam, selangor, specifically kota kemuning. its website has wondershots. the lake isn't that nice. people like to feed the fishes. sometimes they throw whole pieces of bread.

i quote kwanyi: a lake of floating bread.

that line's pretty inspirational. well, at least for me. it could be a perfect ending for some great story don't you think? anyway my tortoise harry lives there. well, unless he died or something.

yes, we named him after harry potter.

we had it for a few years and then it got too big it couldn't move in the aquarium. so we had to release him at the lake. i swear he waved goodbye. honestly i still dont know if harry was a he.

whatever.

apparently there's a colony of tortoise in the lake. harry must have been naughty *smirks* jess and i once found a jellyfish on the beach two years back at damai laut, perak, and she said

"since our tortoise was named harry, we'll call this jellyfish hermoine!!"

we sent hermoine back to sea with great exertion as we didnt dare to touch it and therefore had to rely on a fragile stick. we later found out she was probably dead as she kept floating back ashore.

quotes:

wow, who's that? alba simpson!!

-my dad commented on eva mandes on red carpet on tv

like you, got a little bit boobs

-replied jess when ben claims that his female friend has a little moustache

later dq's friend calls him. "dq!! what are you doing?" oh, i have to babysit my girlfriend. but it's very easy!! just open an msn game and she'll go crazy!!

-jess commented on my love for msn games (as seen above)

-i went out with kiavin and kwanyi one day. randomly, we decided we'll go watch dq and friends play futsal. kia vin criticised jess' sandals which i wore as fugly. so i went to get a new pair of slippers just before the game. i had to decide between hercules, freetime or aties slippers.

secretly, cows can fly. just that they don't want do it in front of humans. their stomachs are filled with hydrogen!!
-aaron telling me the most amazing news i have ever came to know!

i dont care about them. and i'm against gays!! they're the most idiotic people in the world. normal girls are so hot!!
-aaron commenting on gays.

stop quoting me!!
-when i told aaron i was quoting him.

sugarcane boy!! (LOLOLOL)
-kwanyi (private and confidential). i'm imagining sugarcane boy as tom sawyer except chewing sugarcanes in cebu.

no lah!! pahang and kuantan is two different states!!
-me being stubborn.

society is falling. so small thing also want to kill -_-
-IT student replied to the statement "my housemate will kill you if she hears you say nicholas teo sucks!!"

wo da ni ah! ni hao yeh, ni geng, ni li hai, ni jiang wan, ni ying.
-ryan's latest one-liner. *correct at time of publish.

yer!! damn ugly!! like yat pek yeh.
-lesles commented on jay chou's hair in secret.

teakwando, silat, wushu, tai chi, feng shui...
-amirul elaborating on self-defense for women in his speaking test.

last but not least, i took half an hour to make an animation but i'm too lazy to find a host to host my animation and i couldnt upload animations on blogger :( so i'll just upload the photos.

for jiyung!!

that is how captain xerox's page looks like if you hover your cursor over his name at my super cool and chio links. i'm in love with it!! envious (like i was of zhengjoo's links)? install it here.

it's super simple.

unless you're still using html format for your template like me. it took me one whole hour :( oh and ji yung, you need to approve my comment otherwise it wont appear!!

now i blog.

i wanted to blog a post about quotes but i'm not feeling it. maybe tomorrow. i'm watching secret for the third time tomorrow!! i know, it's such a noble thing to do :)

jaychou makes me happy :)

h . a . p . p . y


happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy.

i did it!! i spent a whole hour editing my stupid template okay!! mouse over anyone's name at the links on my blog. you can see a snap shot preview of their blogs. how cool is that?!! :)

the only problem now is that the preview thing is all over my blog and i dont know how to fix it. doesn't matter. my links are chio. see, i love you bloggers so much i make your links so nice!!

*edit at 1354 hours: my browser's being a bitch again. i cant view :(

*edit at 2005 hours: david sent me my desktop wallpaper!! i am happy again :D

save cows today!

i love me moo moo :)

i've been tagged!!

i've been tagged!!

i've been tagged!!

weeeeeeeeee!!

have you ever seen anyone this happy being tagged before? i'm bored!! do you know i blogged three times today? nevertheless, yes, shaun tagged me. old man being such a darling.

hee :)

part 1: state the rules. bold the statements that are true to you. italise the statements that you wish are true. leave the fibs alone. then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

part 2: the tag.

i miss somebody right now.

i dont watch tv these days.

i wear glasses or contact lenses.

i love to play video games.

i've tried marijuana.

i have been in a threesome.

i have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.

i believe honesty is usually the best policy.

i curse.

i have changed mentally over the last year.

i carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

i'm totally smart.

i've broken someone's bones.

i'm paranoid sometimes.

i would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

i need money right now.

i love sushi.

i talk really,really fast.

i have long hair.

i have lost money in las vegas.

i have at least one sibling.

i have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.

i couldn't survive without caller i.d.

i like the way i look.

i am usually pessimistic.

i have a lot of mood swings.

i have a hidden talent.

i'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.

i have a lot of friends.

i am currently single.

i have pecked someone of the same sex.

i enjoy talking on the phone.

i practically live in sweatpants or pj pants.

i love to shop.

enjoy window shopping.

i would rather shop than eat.

i'm a pretty good dancer.

i'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

i have a cell phone.

i believe in god.

i watch mtv on a daily basis.

i have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

i've rejected someone before.

i want to have children in the future.

i have changed a diaper before.

i've called the cops on a friend before.

i'm not allergic to anything.

i have a lot to learn.

i have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.

i am shy around the opposite sex.

i have tried alcohol before.

i have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.

i own the "south park" movie.

i would die for my best friends.

i think that pizza hut has the best pizza.

i have used my sexuality to advance my career.

i love michael jackson, scandals and all.

halloween is awesome because you get free candy.

i watch spongebob squarepants and i like it.

i am happy at this moment!

i'm obsessed with guys.

i study for tests most of the time.

i tie my shoelaces differently from anyone i've ever met.

i am comfortable with who i am right now.

i have more than just my ears pierced.

i walk barefoot wherever i can.

i have jumped off a bridge.

i love sea turtles.

i spend ridiculous money on makeup.

plan on achieving a major goal/dream.

i'm proficient in a musical instrument.

i worked at mcdonald's restaurant.

i hate office jobs.

i love sci-fi movies.

i think water rules.

i went college out of state.

i like sausages.

i love kisses.

i fall for the worst people.

i adore bright colours.

i can't live without black eyeliner.

i don't know why the hell i just did this stupid thing.

i usually like covers better than originals.

i can pick up things with my toes.

i can't whistle.

i can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.

i have ridden/owned a horse.

i still have every journal i've written in.

i can't stick to a diet.

i talk in my sleep.

i try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.

climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.

i have jazz in my blood.

i wear a toe ring.

i can't stand at least one person that i work with.

i am a caffeine junkie.

i cosplay or know what cosplaying is.

i have been to over 15 conventions.

i will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.

i'm an artist.

i only clean my room when necessary.

i like a person of the same sex.

i love being happy.

i am an adrenaline junkie.

part 3: tag people to do the same.

kwan yi

zheng joo

rishi

yuen

anyone else who's willing to be stabbed

let me show you lenard being stupid:

anyway lenard was nice to me. he called me a cab one early sunday morning when i was sick because all the clinics nearby were closed. he even paid half the taxi fare and called up once every few hours to check on me and to make sure i took my medicine. like a si lai.

thanks. i still hate you. boo.

i like vitagen. the white one. and something else (i forgot). you know how sometimes you suddenly have something you want to say but when you come down to it you totally forget?

i have a quote!

no one does it better than them. they sang titanic like it's a wedding. i'm bored. think i'll go write a letter. in case you didnt get the comic it's a spoof of the 911 incident.

shall update soon.

you know how some emails ask you to take out a paper for a personality test of some sort? i came across a few. this is the last one i did: http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html

i cant say it's 100% true:

i'm loyal,
dq is feminine,
my enemies are dirty.

i interpret sex as brown and aromatic.
my life is blue.

i will never forget jess and ben,
joel is my true friend,
i really love dq,
my mum is my twin soul.

-_____________-

i'm bored. *drools*

you realize how unimportantly ironic that i have been blogging for 3 years yet i never ever talk about blogging? okay maybe i did this once where i criticised the lala blogs.

who would have thought blogs could be lala too. -_-

come to think of it, blogging was introduced way, way back. back then, strangers would ask me do you have a blog? like they actually want to read it. and i would stare at the word blog and go:

what's that?

and i would go thinking who would want to have a blog?! dont you think blog is such a stupid word? it's like b and log. b-log. be a log. okay i'm going a tad senseless. but heck!

it was introduced even before i realized chain mails were fake!

yes i was one of those kids who forwarded chain mails to 32498561 people and stay awake at night fearing some girl in bloody eyeballs will crawl out of the closet and stab me to death.

amanda, mary, carmen etc etc

i even copy pasted my friend's friend list and included all the websites admin addresses wtf. imagine all the trouble i caused to humankind. forgive me father for i have sin.

i probably sent more junk mails than viagra companies did.

anyway, i need to get dressed for dinner. i'm eating out. note to new bloggers: i know blogger's layout facility is much more convenient now but you can always look for a new layout at:

http://www.blogskins.com/

i was determined to write a thank you post though, when i come to think of it, it is pretty boring to you, but then again, i feel obliged to do this!

academic-wise, many thanks to:

mahen and i

mahen who colour printed my computer applications notes, lent me his general principles of law notes, and photostated my accounts notes. he didnt charge me. infact i didnt pay him full for the photostat because i didnt have change!

naufal, shad, mark, tess, david, rathi

tess who colour printed my general principles of law notes. also, she always brought m&m's to class so we wouldnt fall asleep :D

(barely) everybody else!

rishi who tried to help me in my english debate and in many other little ways. also, he let me scribble on his notes when i'm bored in class.

sui jing and yan shan, my housemates, who lent me their computer application notes although they're doing engineering and the subject code is different.

evan, another housemate, who lent me her computer every single time i had a computer applications assignment. my montage, my banner, my website, microsoft access, everything!

assignment teammates, mahen, mark, tess, mahen, fatin, aqilah, nizam, hasif, swii fern, danial, melissa, qiao rou, liang shan, nkc, varu, menaga, lee, azlan, joshua, aliah, david, rishi, amirul, and jeff.

living-wise, many thanks to:

my housemates (excluding xin yi, shelly, shan shan and i)

my apartment consists of:

me (cannot make it punya pout)

chi yuen

yan shan

sui jing

evan

xin yi

and shelly and shan shan from indonesia.

thanks for everything.

mouse over :)

it has been, 4 months, 4 days and exactly 8 hours since i stepped into mmu as a freshman. as i'm finding for the right words to put down, i feel a tinge of blissful nothingness.

these days, a milestone.

i remember the first week there. that kind of feeling when everything around feels new and distant. like watching strangers moving around.

like dancing aliens.

there wasnt significant loneliness. just a very calm, tasteless feeling, the kind of feeling i wish i knew how to describe. i liked the idea of learning how to live on my own.

frankly speaking i barely felt homesick.

rather, i missed da qiang alot. although if i were back in kk i'd probably see him only once a week or so. but when you're somewhere far away you start to feel the distant.

and then you miss everything else.

i'm the kind of love fool who bring high school romance into college with me. similiarly, i'm the kind of emo princess who gathers every sad thing i can find when i'm unhappy to feel like shit.

i used to stand at the balcony at night.

i would look over the city lights. i would squint my eyes and scrutinize the very corner, the very edge of the city. trying to see if i could see past seremban and somehow see selangor.

of course, i later accepted i dont have 千里眼.

it's hard to feel better when you know you shouldnt cry and you dont. you'd feel so congested like you have been constipated for few centuries. but then again, things always get better.

or maybe you just get used to it.

during the first week, people like me, joanne loke yi hua, would be asking questions like when's the next holiday? rather than how do i count my cgpa? people like me feel detached.

detached from everything around.

people like me, joanne loke yi hua, feel isolated. people like me shrug our shoulders, say hi, and walk away when someone comes up to introduce himself (sorry david :p).

people like me spend time alone.

people like me didnt need friends because we already have friends back home. people like me write and scribble and watch people and smile and blog about laundry and garbage :p

it has been 4 months, 4 days, 10 hours and 21 mintues.

i'm back in kota kemuning! i have alot to update but i'm kind of on writer's block right now, so before i start my blogging streak i'll do zheng joo's tag first and here's to amirul:

happy belated birthday!!

7 things to be done before my death.
get a degree
start a family
visit italy
visit japan
strike a lottery
write a song
shoot a 3-pionter
learn another language

7 things I will not do even if it kills me.
smoke
take drugs
prostitution
bestiality
drink vomit
murder jay chou
cannibalism

7 things I do when I'm away from public.
hunch
talk to myself
daydream, write, scribble
wipe things on my shirt
blast jay chou's music
play quadrapop
randomly hum a tune

7 fave sentences/quotes/expressions
ah?
hellooo~
whyyyy~?
okokokokokokokok
i like jay chou
i love joanne
i-am-cheeky smile

7 songs
rachael yamagata - i wish you love
switchfoot - gone
taylor swift - our song
imogen heap - speeding cars
bethany joy lenz - crazy girls
billie holiday - blue moon
jay chou and a few chinese oldies

7 utter discontempt for.
the smell of smoke (sorry danial)
people who love to brag
cockroaches
any insect, really
people who are too emo
people who are too happy
travelling by car

7 minor things I love.
my floormat
post-its
m&ms
scribbling
the word drooling
pencils, pillow, blanket
shopping

7 Tagged ones
jess
kwanyi
yuen
shad
m
naufal
anyone who wants to do it, really

many of my classmates have started blogging. i have to say, it resembles some kind of widespread epidemic and i feel like the pioneer of bloggers.

*laughs*

okay, frankly speaking i think most of them (if influenced) probably started blogging because of m and shad.

when i say many:

ayna
naufal
rathi
rishi
sapitt
tee

i mean many.

yes, that is what finals do to law students. i'm extremely busy so i shall link them up at my template soon. i'll be having 4 papers in the next 3 days. i've seen better days.

when i feel stressed i lie on bed and pretend i'm evaporating.

yes, yes i know i said i'm on hiatus but i thought of this while doing laundry.

considering we can see something non-exixtent in space, it should apply vice versa right? if we can see a dead star, we can see something on earth that has happened from space.


with some sort of super telescope.


thus, unless you're really far out in space, you can't see very far back into pass. but if you're far enough in space and your telescope is super enough wouldn't you be able to look into the past?

i know light travels super.

but light moves in different speed in different medium. what if the ray of light weren't in vacumn? what if we could slow down the speed of light with whatever?

then we don't have to go so far out into space.

we can look into the past and solve cases. solve nurin's case! if we can look god damn far back we can even see how jack the ripper looked like. free the innocent, convict the wrong!

imagine this.

there can be stationary satellits in space to look over each country. i know the cost is high but it's not impossible!! crime rates will drastically decrease. think of all the mysteries you can solve.

and all the memories you can relive.

i never liked korean dramas. the actors like to sit in the rain when they're sad and wonder whether the water on their face is the rain or their tears.

come on man.

when i'm sad i munch on my red hot chilli burger and wonder am i crying because of the spicy-ness or am i really crying.