hello everyone!

hello lesles hello naufal hello bhakti hello shad hello kwan hello david hello rishi thanks for dropping by, thanks for reading, thanks for commenting. no i didnt make the song. it's a secret soundtrack (1939).

i'm going on hiatus.

most probably. my exam starts 2nd, ends 10th. i'm currently obsessed with post-its and my eyelashes have been falling out past few days. take care while i'm gone, i'll be back!

remember to miss me. hee.

malacca 1928240907

dear lovelies,

okay. since i shouldn't talk about physcis, and nobody wants to listen about jay chou, i shall talk about law. did you know that goldilocks was a big bad ass?

goldilocks?

oh come on, don't tell me you don't remember goldilocks, the girl with golden curls who invaded the privacy of three bears who eat porridge instead of meat.

yes, that goldilocks.

she trespassed to land, trespass to goods, disturbed the common peace and defamed the bears for bad taste in furniture and preparing extreme-temperatured porridge. brave little girl.

we should throw her into prison and call her bold-i-locked.

no wait, then she'll harass paris hilton's puppy (this dog is too small) and start tasting lindsay lohan's drugs (this drug makes me too high) and end up prison breaking.

prison break 2: boldilocks and paris lohan

okay that's lame but hey, i'm bored okay. i'm studying history. history we all did in form 4 and 5. rise and fall of malacca sultanate (yes i'm still in chapter 2 oops). i shall get back to studying.

lots of love from malacca.

love, joanne.

i told him i feel like hurting myself.

he asked me what's wrong.

i told him i feel like kicking the walls
i feel like screaming
i feel like smashing dishes
i feel like throwing things down the balcony.

he asked me what's wrong.

i said i don't know
i feel like sleeping on the floor.

he told me sleep on the floor then,
at least there's nothing wrong with that.

i told him the floor is too hard i'll sleep on the bed.

he laughed and said goodnight and take care.

i said i lap you.
he said i mop you.
i curl up in bed and fell asleep.

happy mooncake festival!

i was gonna post pictures of my friends and i celebrating with lanterns but mark wants to charge me 5 bucks for the pictures and david's too busy dating or studying to help -__-

3 random things.

i like scribbling.
sometimes i draw disturbing things.

lu shang xiao xin.
be careful on the road.

i like using straws.
i even drink plain water with straws.

i like to name things.

bamboo.
cow.
cookie.
shampoo.
xiao qiang.

how 'deau like me now?!!

:) hee.

i drew this.

okay i did not. but i like it anyway. so here is my long elaboration on my last last post which probably did not make any sense to you so yes, you may omit this.

i know i'm right at some point!

in my opinion, if you move at the speed of light in space, you can stop time. well, not stop time, but it's as if time froze and you're the only one moving. that's what i think.

let's say you're in a car.

assume the car is stationary. everything will be moving at normal speed. if the car accelerates, the speed of everything moving around you will decrease. until you reach the speed of time.

eventually everything stops.

like a time line. the nearer you move towards the speed of light, the slower everything else around you moves. eventually you reach the speed of light and everything stops.

but you (material object) cant move at the speed of light.

because according to newton, f=ma. if you're moving at a speed regardless how insignificant there must be a force right? and if you stop time there cant be acceleration, neither can there be force.

so i was thinking.

newton's law doesnt apply because you have mass, you cant move at the speed of light. what if you are mass-less? what if you were a ray of light? and you can travel that fast?

wouldnt that stop everything?

and if you move faster than the speed of light, which is impossible, will you be able to reverse time? because the slower you move, the faster things around you moves faster, like forwarding time.

right?

next, if you move towards a dead star at the speed of light, you won't see the star when you reach there because you cant reverse time physically, you can only reverse time by sight.

the closer i move towards the star, the lower its life span is.

decrease life span is equivalent to forwarding time. for example if you stand still, the star's life span might minus 1min/s. if you move towards the star, its life span may be decreasing 2min/s.

physics. those were the days. i'm hungry.

dear you,

come up to meet you, tell you i'm sorry. you don't know how lovely you are. i had to find you, tell you i need you, tell you i set you apart. tell me your secrets and ask me your questions, oh lets go back to the start. running in circles, comin' up tails, heads on a science apart. nobody said it was easy, it's such a shame for us to part. nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be this hard. oh take me back to the start. i was just guessin' at numbers and figures, pulling your puzzles apart. questions of science, science and progress do not speak as loud as my heart. and tell me you love me, come back and haunt me, oh and i rush to the start. runnin' in circles, chasin' up tails, comin' back as we are. nobody said it was easy, oh it's such a shame for us to part. nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be so hard. i'm goin' back to the start.

for you i'd bleed myself dry.

love,
me.

p/s i dont see how does this answer my question :p

someone told me something interesting today.

when you look at a star, it might not actually be there because the time it takes for the light from the star to reach your eyes might be long enough for the star itself to die.

thus by the time you see the star, it's already dead.

so in a way, you're looking back in time because you're looking at something that doesn't exist anymore. i'm making sense right? or did we learn this in secondary school?

so i was thinking.

if you travel in space at the speed of light, wouldn't the image you see be constant? but then again can you can capture any image at all at that kind of speed?

another question.

if you travel at the speed of light towards the star in the sky which you can see but is already dead, would it still be there when you reach there? i came up with a conclusion.

hee.

i took the garbage out! i thew it down the garbage chute! i even put a new and pretty plastic bag! i should be given the noble prize or something! okay i promise this is the last post about garbage.

seee!!

so pretty right :)

since i came to mmu, i did my own laundry, my clothes feel more comfortable, the food i eat tastes better (because i have to jaga my budget ma), even my rubbish smells better wtf.

you must be wondering what's on the yellow post-it.

don't you think polistirene boxes takes up so much bin space? i'm not going to put nice plastic bags and let you feel it up with 3 polistirene boxes and make me take out the garbage wtf!

*emo feemo*

p/s mistake on last post: student election's not over yet and deceased jumped from 18th floor.

p/p/s i've finished my website! check it out here.

i'm sure most of you have heard of the suicide case in ixora. if you haven't you can always read it here. it's an old story but it leaves a pretty great impact here.

no, ixora isn't haunted.

the thing is, there's a garbage chute at the end of every floor in a small room next to the stairs as seen below. and the girl who died jumped from that stairs.

specifically from the 7th floor.

for whatever reason people don't use the garbage chute anymore. maybe they're scared that the garbage they throw will land at the place the body was whatev.

so they leave their garbage here:

the hallway.

around the bin near the lift.

well, the second one isn't new. some girls can't stand to get their hands all dirty so they leave their offerings near the lift and stink up the whole place.

pictures:

apartment opposite mine.

morning.

evening.

night.

some people refuse to take out their garbage.

yes this is from my apartment but i took out the garbage the last time and i threw it down the garbage chute all by myself ok wtf!

*proud proud*

student council election's over:

booths.

view from the booth i voted in.

i have this housemate xin yi who has this note outside her door which reads: SLEEPING, do not disturb, thank you fro cooperation.

my other two housemates got either annoyed so they tried to poke some fun at xin yi. with a peace sign.

our shoes.mine marked in red. hee.

dq's classmate wore a tank top to class without wearing a bra. she bent down numerous time and dq enjoyed a free show. fuck. cant believe he got turned on.

yes i'm pissed.

joanne is back in the blogosphere!

yes i know there's been alot of crappy post lately. i had writer's block ok wtf! okay. let me update you with some random information.

what was i busy doing last friday?

i was busy checking out point B! in summit. why? because jess dumped me there alone and lonely for 6 whole hours and my friends were busy futsal-ing wtf. *emo fck*

so i strolled around.

i went to the flourist.

i went to the grocery store.

i even read a whole book!

mitch albom used very simple english. again, great quotes. a good read. i like its concept though you might not believe what he wrote but if everything he wrote was true, it's a great find.

then i had to go potty.

gents.

ladies.

i understand that the guy is holding his crotch because he's afraid that it might leak but i don't understand why the girl have to cover her breasts cross her chest. weird but it's free.

it's only 20cents elsewhere jo...

point B! is really nice but the things there are relatively expensive. i'm quite sure they're going to close down soon. at the same time i wonder how long can cold storage put up with their losses.

people barely shop there.

i'm sure it's the feng shui problem or something. shops there never last. actually i have a few more things to update you about but the connection here sucks.

i have something to say about ixora!

will tell you in the next post. i have just started the second page of my at-least-five-page 15% website which is due tomorrow. hee. come back soon!

L for love!

yes i know i'm triple posting. this is sweet!

i look around, turn the radio down
he says baby is something wrong?
i say nothing i was just thinking how we don't have a song
and he says...

our song is the slamming screen door
sneakin' out late, tapping on your window
when we're on the phone and you talk real slow
'cause it's late and your mama don't know

our song is the way you laugh
the first date "man, i didn't kiss her, and i should have"
and when i got home...before i said amen
asking God if he could play it again

our song, by taylor swift.

i feel. empty. fill me up.

i'm annoyed. love is when someone's fart smells great.

i'm annoyed! i'm stuck: MMU MELAKA, 9th September -

how to start? howhowhowhowhowhowhow.

i used to spell apocolypse as a pork lips.
i want want want. you.

The True You

You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to dress well and take care of him / herself. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities. The hidden side of your personality tends to be methodical in your ways - with trouble adapting to the rules of society. You are the type of person who assumes that the world revolves around yourself. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends.

not true! i like someone because i like someone. period. yes the world revolves around me and rules are stupid :D heck why am i doing law.

How You Are In Love

You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often. You tend to give more than take in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

i'm like super-romantic-juliet-of 21st-century. hee.

Your True Birth Month Is January

Loyal Social Logical Easily jealous Loves children Rather reserved Highly attentive Likes to criticize Needs close friends Ambitious and serious Smart, neat and organized Hardworking and productive Loves to teach and be taught Quiet unless excited or tensed Sensitive and has deep thoughts Knows how to make others happy Searches for the greatest romance Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds Romantic but has difficulties expressing love Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses

ambitious and serious, smart, neat and organized, hardworking and productive

*blink blink*

Your True Birth Month Is December

Logical Patriotic Ambitious Not egoistic Loves praise Loves to joke Fun to be with Not pretending Loves attention Short tempered Hates restrictions Loves to socialize Loves to be loved Loyal and generous Impatient and hasty Changing personality Good sense of humor Honest and trustworthy Influential in organizations Takes high pride in oneself Active in games and interactions

i did this quiz six tiems to get my actual birth month! hee.

happy birthday ryan!!

ryan is 18, a TAR-ian, tends to walk like a panda, is the human generator of one-liners, likes to eat and is rumored to have a secret fetish of bullying darker individuals one-third his size.

i'll upload some pictures soon.

i have a website to create, a presentation to prepare, 3 pieces of writings to complete, some homework to do and alot to study. wanna hear something random?

joanne: J for?

joel: joel.

joanne: wrong.

joel: joanne?

joanne: correct! S for?

joel: sex.

joanne: no.

joel: whatever i say will be wrong. B for?

joanne: S for superjoanne! B for bitch.

joel: B for bullshit.

* * *

i feel like a spoon.

joanne is leaving. :)

joanne has recovered :)

joanne is busy :)

i need love :(

i feel reluctant to update :(

i can't eat m&m's :(

i haven't studied :(

i hate meetings :(

emo emo emo.

dear jess,

i have been waiting for ages to ask you this:

HOW IS LIFE WITHOUT A MAID?

wahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahaha
i feel victorious :D

laughing at you,

joanne.

edit: P/S REMEMBER TO SCRUB THE TOILET FLOOR CLEAN BEFORE I GET BACK!

dear da qiang,

happy birthday :)

love, joanne loke.

dq is 18 years old, an avid reader of joanness, drives a kelisa, lives 200km away from his girlfriend, currently doing a-levels in HELP, is david tao's biggest fan, likes cheezels and is rumored to despise fat cows. dq also left the lollipop and m&m's i gave him untouched un-bothered. :(